Oh Parity.......Stay the hell away from me

After seeing this weekend's MAC results, my mind wandered back to an old John Mayer tune, "Gravity".  And the lyrics almost seem to cry out about the current state of affairs in MAC football.

I've taken the liberty of rewriting some of the lyrics.....call it my own sports adaptation.  Here goes:

 Oh Parity, stay the hell away from me

Parity is working against me.

And parity wants to bring my team down.

Oh, I'll never know what makes this team

With all the skills that a coach can stand

Dream of ways to throw it all away.

Oh Parity, please stay the hell away from me.