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E-MAIL ME!!!!!

RABAttack@gmail.com

Please! I am bored this offseason. Ask me anything! Do you need personal or relationship advice? E-MAIL ME! Do you want to know something personal about me? E-MAIL ME! Do you want to send a joke question that I can provide an intricate answer to? E-MAIL ME! Please, I have no life.*

*actually I do have a life outside of here believe it or not**

**E-MAIL ME

PS: Use this and this for examples if you are drawing a blank of what I want to see happen.

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GET TO KNOW ME!!!

Mike Breese: Hello, I’m Mike Breese, and I’m having lunch in the Russian Tea Room with the most beautiful woman in the world – Paulina! Well, we can’t all be me. But if you’d like to fulfill your dream like I did, then I have one piece of advice for you – Get To Know Me! When did I chip my tooth? Why do I drain my foot? Where is my extra bone? Get To Know Me! Got to go – listen to him!

Tackle Box: Hello! Before I got to know Mike, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I was stuck in a room reading boring blogs about BCS conferences I couldn’t care less about! And then, I got to know him, and now I get to be on RABA! And today, they call me.. Tackle Box!

Mike Breese: Get To Know Me! Why do I never wear a hat? Why was I banned from Bangkok? Why do women call me “The Anchor”?

Paulina Poriskova: You.. stud! You gorgeous hunk of male flesh.

Mike Breese: [ to the camera ] Yes! [ to Paulina ] Uh.. a little lower and to the left. Get To Know Me! Still wondering if you should? Then listen to him!

Lee Iacocca: Before I got to know Mike, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I couldn’t get a job to save my life! And today, they call me.. Lee Iacocca! Get to know him! And buy a Chrysler..

Tackle Box: It works, I tell you, it works!

Mike Breese: Get out, I tell you, get out! Get To Know Me! Why do girls speak to me? Do I shave my eyebrows in the middle? Get To Know Me! And now, a final testimonial, from a man who speaks the truth!

Steve Martin: Before I got to know Mike, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I was a two-bit comic with an arrow stuck through my head! And then, I got to know him, and now I just starred in a movie called “Parenthood”, directed by Opie! And today, they call me.. Steve Martin!

Mike Breese: Thank you.

Steve Martin: Thank you!

Lee Iacocca: It’s true, I tell you, it’s true! Buy a Chrsyler..

Paulina Poriskova: He’s a stud!

Steve Martin: I might do a movie directed by Potsie!

Tackle Box: I’m on RABA!

Mike Breese: Get To Know Me!!

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Feb 25, 2011 8:09 AM CST reply actions  

I don't know what that just was

But I like it A LOT.

Red and Black Attack - Northern Illinois Pride

by Mike Breese on Feb 25, 2011 1:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

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