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Paranormal Activity: Glass Bowl Edition

Has anybody seen that movie yet?  I think I might if it's scary enough.

I've wondered about this before and now I'm fully convinced:  The Glass Bowl is a portal to an alternate dimension.  You know, the one where all the ghosts come from in the Ghostbusters movies. Since 1967, we're 2-18 against the Rockets in Toledo.  Not to mention that since 2008, we're 2-9 in night games.    Something has to be up with that combination:

I mean, just look at the place:

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Something's not right here.

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First of all, you can clearly see that Scooter "POINT SHAVER EXTRAORDINAIRE" McDougle snacking on food in the crowd.

And what's that in the background?

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Oh dear God, Toledo Tom is still around and he's going to crush us with his delicious marshmallow exterior!!!!

And if that isn't enough...

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Barry "Blocker of Field Goals" Church

aka Barry the Cruel, Barry the Torturer, Barry the Despised has been All-MAC ever since the 16th Century.  I like the blond extensions though.

Looks like Coach Kill's gotta stop calling recruits for a second and call these guys:


I ain't afraid of no ghosts. 

My apologies, this post sounded so much more cooler late, late on Saturday night as I was trying to chase away the sorrow.