DEKALB, Ill. - Numerous reports from Northern Illinois University students have been citing an unidentifiable flying object inside of Huskie Stadium. It was Homecoming weekend, so these reports may or may not be valid due to mass inebriation. One student exclaimed the object was moving faster than several Broncos. A citizen of Kalamazoo, MI was unable to give any details, saying that any time he tried to come in close contact with the subject, it either carried him for several yards or ran right past him. Case is pending.